#michael rant

[michael-lurks-nearby]

Not me trying to get my love for mandela Catalogue to what it once was by watching animations, and cosplays of the characters.

Mandela check list:

Look at art: ✅

Watch cosplays ✅

Watch animations, animatics, and memes ✅

Watch Mandela Catalogue for the 1000th time ✅

Hey N, I think we have to kill this guy...

Awe damn I liked watching him. Wait, why do you have scissors? Wouldn't a knife be better?

...Yes but it looks less suspicious, I mean he's staring directly at us...

[riririnnnn]

Love when they are just R O U N D:

Like, let me just cup their R O U N D cheeks and just squish squish~

They all GREW up though:

DAMN!

Honourable mention:

[maccadot]

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

[demonsandpieohmy]

[someprettyname]

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting to you, one of my top favourite meme of all times.

[ credits - @/unagibo on twt ]

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[ballistic-barn-cat]

Warner Bros, I'm gonna hold you by the throat while I say this:

SINNERS DOESN'T NEED A SEQUEL!!! ESPECIALLY NOT IF RYAN'S NOT INVOLVED!!!

LEARN! TO LET! GOOD THINGS! BE!

Not everything needs to be a goddamn franchise!

If you make a sequel, you completely missed the plot of the damn movie!

[moonriase]

How many units so far? - Four, plus the cell saver. Last one? - I don't know.

[lottachaos]

GOOD OMENS SEASON TWO SPOILERS

Ok I’m gonna be deeply ranting and analyzing the kiss scene (mostly just the kiss itself) because OH MY GOSH THERES SO MUCH TOO IT

First of all here’s a gif of it:

And also I don't have a gif of it but when Crowley releases Aziraphale, what struck me was that he didn’t make them burst apart he gently and almost sadly just stepped back. And then watched. Now. One of the biggest things I’ve been thinking about in this (because I’ve been obsessively watching it over and over) is how Crowley is kissing him. It’s a long kiss. It’s not sensual. It’s not eating each others faces. It’s intimate and very romantic. Crowley missed Aziraphales lips by a hair and is slightly kissing his chin. Crowley holds him there as they sway back and forth slightly. I can’t see if his eyes are open or not. But the thing that strikes me about this is how much all of Crowley’s body language and everything just scream about how much he doesn’t want to move. He finally kissed his angel and he wants to stay pressed up against him, finally locked in the embrace he didn’t realize he needed for so long. He just stays there. He doesn’t kiss deeper. He just stays pressed against him, not wanting to deal with how Aziraphale will look at him afterwards.

then he has to break apart. He does it gently, but suddenly. Like he had to force himself but doesn’t want to . He wanted to stay, but he knows he can’t. So he steps back with his heart breaking more than he thought possible.

now onto Aziraphale.

Aziraphale is shocked. His eyes go from open to closed to open to closed. He leans back so slightly you almost can’t see it. He doesn’t seem to know how to feel.

And then his hands go around Crowley. It almost seems like it’s an unconscious motion, given how he looks after they break apart. It looks like for a split second, he lets himself melt into Crowley, as his hand wraps around his back and slides across it. But then he hesitates again abd takes his hands away. He thinks he can’t melt into Crowley. But there was the one moment where he broke.

after they break apart, Aziraphale looks shocked, upset, desperate, and to me, even a little disgusted. Probably because he doesn’t know how to deal with it. He licks his lips and moves his mouth around abd seems uncomfortable. But then after Crowley leaves he presses a hand to his mouth. He holds it for a second and starts crying. He realized he liked how it felt. He realizes everything he’s been missing. He loved the feeling of Crowley’s lips on his. Most importantly, he loves crowley.

on the topic of people hating on Aziraphale and saying the metatron did something to him, I disagree. This seems completely in character fir Aziraphale. He’s not an arsehole, he’s in conflict. He thinks he’s not allowed to love Crowley. I get him.

ok Thanks for coming to my Ted talk hehe bye

[iaminjail]

michael mell gets bullied by an evil supercomputer.png this is not a michael gets squipped au btw lol i just wanted to draw smth silly. anyways i love this guy forreel <3

cropped ver.

[riririnnnn]

If Kaiser's mother wouldn't have left, then I think he would've been a really popular actor or model. Like, look at him:

Too bad that Hollywood lost him.

Mamma Mia 🤌🏻✨ Lord have mercy!

[an-artists-burnout]

the solitaire community is gonna kill me for this but some of the fans make me so mad. it’s not even justifiable, i know it’s just a book but this book means so much to me 😭

i hate when people insinuate that tori was lying to herself when she was talking to michael and clarified that it was in a friend way. They are friends. They were always friends first, and it was extremely hard for her character to establish, and she finally did and was finally comfortable with it and people decide that it’s a fully romanced based thing. When she openly clarifies that something is meant in the context of friendship, i see people post stuff like “ohhhh sureeeeee, that was definitelyyyy friendship”

Yes? It was? Because this story so isn’t a romance to the point where it says “This is not a love story” on the cover? Istg, i love a lot of osemanverse fanbases but the tumblr solitaire one kinda drives me insane.

The story is about mental health and the conflicts of the Solitaire pranks. A romantic plot in this story is a side plot. If you think that Sprolden is the main focus of Solitaire, respectfully, take ten large steps away from me.

Maybe it’s just because i’m bad at social cues, but when first reading Solitaire, i didn’t realize that Tori and Michael were a romantic thing until they kissed. And I truly think that’s how it was meant to be. Because the base of everything for them was their friendship.

Does Alice write romance amazingly well? Yes. Should you dismiss Tori’s platonic feelings for Michael due to the fact that they also share romantic interest? Not unless you are a safe distance away from me bc wtf

Like when someone talks about it all i can think is “Tell me you don’t know what a complex friendship is without telling me you don’t know what a complex friendship is.”

ughhhhh

okay rant over

[destructo-range]

'helen is so underdevelopped as a character!' 'helen's boring!' stfu u just don't like her bc she's a woc and because she doesn't behave exactly like michael. yall put so much effort into developping michael's character inside your minds and completely look over her because she's 'poorly written.' stop.

[demonsandpieohmy]

Brace yourselves

[someprettyname]

SOBBING UGLY

Don't talk to me.

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[livelaughlovesubs]

Rara would look good with some more piercings ♥︎